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actual-human-girl:

OITNB is the kind of show where you can’t ever decide who your favourite character is.

But you know it’s not Vee.

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

guiltyhipster:

The joke’s on both of you

You end up dating each other 

If they’re holding, he’s asleep. If we go back to the hotel for a few minutes, he’s asleep. We’ve mic’d him while he’s been snoring. He sleeps any time he can.

  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight