OITNB is the kind of show where you can’t ever decide who your favourite character is.
But you know it’s not Vee.
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
The joke’s on both of you
You end up dating each other
“If they’re holding, he’s asleep. If we go back to the hotel for a few minutes, he’s asleep. We’ve mic’d him while he’s been snoring. He sleeps any time he can.”
- gay kid: hey i like your shoes
- straight boy: haha thanks but im straight